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Here be dragons

October 14, 2009 qmonkey 1 comment

In 1723, the The Royal Society of London for the Improvement of Natural Knowledge published a book by a man called Johann Jakob Scheuchzer. Scheuchzer was a contemporary and a correspondant of Newton.

In this book, Iterna Alpina, he detailed the dragons of the Swiss alps.

” Its length, he said, was at least seven feet ; its girth approximately that of an apple tree ; it had a head like a cat’s, but no feet. He said that he smote and slew it with the assistance of his brother Thomas. He added that before it was killed, the people of the neighbourhood complained that the milk was withdrawn from their cows, and that they could never discover the author of the mischief, but that the mischief ceased after the dragon had been killed.”

It’s easy to forget that clever and thoughtful people litteraly did believe in fairies and dragons.

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Campaign to end the use of hedgehogs in the beauty industry

October 14, 2009 qmonkey 1 comment

It came to light recently that a horrifying number of hedgehogs die every year from being overly used as hair brushes for the rich and famous. Fashion’s dirty little secret has been highlighted by the admission that at least four hedgehogs were used to brush hair during Saturday’s live X-Factor broadcast.

Long known to be an excellent hair brush, especially under studio lights their use is banned in a majority of EU countries but still completely legal in the UK & Ireland.

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Miley and the pole

August 12, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

I can’t remember ever being called puritanical, BUT….. 16 yr old Miley Cyrus performing a pole dance at the teen choice awards feels a bit wrong to me. If she was over 18 it wouldn’t have been so bad and if she didn’t have so many pre-early teen girl fans it wouldn’t be so bad.  Pole Dancing happens in strip clubs to sexually impress men, so what message is it sending?

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Am i dreaming?

August 11, 2009 qmonkey 3 comments

If the world actually was a Matrix like construct, or if i’m personally a ‘Truman‘ in my own ‘Show”‘or if I’m actually a ‘Blade Runner/Philip K Dick‘ style android unknowingly functioning as a human… what are the best tools or philosophies in my arsenal to help me work out the truth about this reality?

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School of Life – blog

July 17, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

A philosophy blog, that i like, no more no less….

http://theschooloflife.typepad.com/lifeclass/

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Northern Bank Plastic £5

July 15, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

Come on Northern Bank , have a heart. It’s hard enough to get N Ireland notes accepted in England without releasing plastic ones.  I had real prolonged trouble today getting my BANK to accept the note (they had to phone head office). And lets have no no more of this rubbish that shops HAVE to accept them because its Sterling, a shop doesn’t have to accept ANY note if they don’t want, they can reject it on a whim and being plastic is more than a whim!

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Let’s save the world… prove the Gospel!

June 29, 2008 qmonkey 20 comments

I’ve been given a vision, it’s been sanctified and verified by god himself, I claimed his gift of faith, and i have faith that it is so.

If the New Testament of the bible is ‘on the money’ then people really need to know about it, and quickly. You might say that there are plenty of people out there trying but the fact is that they aren’t very good at it. They’ve had 2000 years to do it, and there are still a large majority not realising what happened in Judea. If it’s true that there actually is an afterlife… and unless we tell Jesus we accept his sacrifice we’re doomed to hell… then, well the race to save peoples souls should be on the news on a daily basis – we need a daily update on the souls saved – maybe involved some sort of tracking technology. So why isn’t it?

JesusI think, in my not so humble opinion that it’s the way  go about telling others… it’s almost like we want to keep it to themselves. We’re happy to leave it to the shouty street preachers… who just come across as deranged and deluded. Or to manipulative and cheesy Alpha Course types.

So how do we do it? We need to find a Unique Selling Point, we need to focus on the things that are common to all of the other non-true religions and leave them to one side. There are millions of decent moral, right thinking, loving people who conscientiously adhere to their factually inaccurate faith. Everyone who has a faith is really convinced that they commune with their respective god, and that he answers them and guides them and has a plan for them (to some degree). Amount and depth of faith isn’t impressive at all… lest we’d all be turning to militant Islam. But they are all of course being deluded by Satan, except for Christians. Simply using manipulative phrases like ‘Jesus loves you, why don’t you accept the free gift’ gets seen for what it is…the religious equivalent of the  leading and maniplualte police question –  ‘when did you stop beating your wife?’.

We must remember that if the NT is a reliable message from god then we know that he loves and wants us all to know about the Jesus salvation narrative. The most wonderful gift he gave us, something no other faith has, is the historical events that happened in Israel 2000 years ago. Let’s not get caught up in the mumbo jumbo and benign brain washing of the worlds churches – lets stop all this obsession with ‘faith’ – we don’t need to rely on faith, we have facts, that’s what Jesus gave us. He didn’t need to, the resurrection could have been a meta-physical spiritual battle or could all have happened in the middle of the desert so we’d never know.

We need to be confident in that, we need to put it all on the table. We need to accept that a loving god wouldn’t make it difficult for us, if we approach the evidence with an open mind and with our logical and rational heads fully screwed on then he will bless that. Logic and rationality are gifts which he gave us, and he insists we use it lest we fall for the devils seductions. In order to prove the truth to the world we have to be open to the idea that the Jesus stories aren’t in fact real, and that the Jewish messiah could still return and ask why we fell for the devils trickery – The Jesus Church.

Let’s not peddle this self-defeating nonsense that Jesus doesn’t want to make it too obvious too us so we can have free will. This belittles our lord, and threatens to be a barrier to salvation as it makes people rightly suspicious. Jesus could have been a lot more subtle if he’d wanted to – maybe appearing for a moment in each of our dreams and giving us the salvation choice. Instead, if we’re to believe the NT he appeared to lots of people doing magical signs to convince them – sometimes 5000 in one go. Are we saying he respected these peoples free will less than ours?

God won’t punish you for applying your reason and rationality and assuming Jesus wasn’t who it’s reported he was… until you’ve assessed the evidence and decided he was (or wasn’t).

It’s like when you were a kid and your dad said… don’t get into a car with any strangers even if they say they that I sent them to pick you up… make sure you are 100% convinced they are who they say they are. I’d rather you rejected someone I might genuinely have sent for you, than get into the car with the wrong person, that’s the actions of a loving parent.

I’m not talking about getting a bishop with a doctorate in theology and an obvious agenda to write a book packed full of ultimately true, but logically very dodgy assumptions. This is the definition of preaching to the choir – this will be accepted with the same open minds that we read Dawkins! Maybe we should sponsor a panel of the worlds smartest and most qualified people, a cross section of the intelligentsia (perhaps those who are currently non-aligned to any religion but who have proven themselves open minded) and get them to carry out a thorough investigation and publish the results at the UN for all to see, where they can be challenged and assessed.

How could anyone object to that? Let’s make sure they report back before the rapture.

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Late Valentines Solution

February 14, 2008 qmonkey Leave a comment
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