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History isn’t a window on the future

November 27, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

What we learn from history, is that we don’t learn from history.

I used to take that as a cynical motto, in that we really should try harder to learn from history. It’s really the other way around, we need to accept the limits of what we learn from history and not always trying to ‘fight the last war’.

Categories: Moto

Mystery Spotify Playlist

November 26, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

What would Sathya Sai Baba do?

November 25, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

Consider this, yesterday was the 84th birthday of the Indian Guru Sathya Sai Baba. He has literally millions of devoted followers who are convinced he is a living god. Thousands of people have claimed and born witness to many miracles such as healing the sick, raising the dead, turning water in to other drinks, and he claims to have been born of a virgin. The list continues and is familiar. Even with all this evidence, no one with any kind of objective intelligence really considers that he might in fact be god. Yet a third of the world’s population…well…

Categories: faith

The Infomisation of everything

November 24, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

when cyberpunk Stewart Brand said in 1984 that ‘Information wants to be free’, could he have envisaged the digitisation/infomistaion of everything?

 

yes,  i made that word up.

Categories: Moto

The cheap car scam chronicles pt4

November 22, 2009 qmonkey 2 comments

This is my latest email to Markus, i’d be surprised if he replies. Wouldn’t it be great if he was actually genuine? a heart warming triumph over the cynical.

Hi Markus

I’m a bit confused, the emails are coming from Damin, and that is the signature on the passport photo, but the name on the passport is Markus.

I’m keen to continue but I’m worried about scams. So it would be great if you could clear that up.

Would it be ok if i just sent you a cheque for the deposit rather than paying the transport company?

This is his reply… hmm, don’t really understand. maybe i should just leave it now.

Damiana is my child, my daughter

Damin is stands

Categories: Dear Diary

The cheap car scam chronicles pt3

November 22, 2009 qmonkey 4 comments

his reply…

The first step is to register with the transport company at www.eufast-expedition.com//register.php

Tomorrow morning i will go with the car and documents for inspection and the company will get in touch with you in order to proceed forward.

My contact details are: Markus Barni , {removed} , Milan, Italy

Thank you !

 

brilliantly… attached was his driving license in the name of Markus Barni but signed by Damin Anderson.

Categories: Dear Diary

The cheap car scam chronicles pt2

November 22, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

This is the latest email from my cheap car scam attempt

Hello,

I can transport the car to your home location by shipping company and takes about 4-5 days. They work very simple and will arrange the payment and delivery for the car . Shipping will cost 400 pounds and i will pay half of that. The transaction is done in 3 easy steps:

1) The car and the documents are received by the shipping company;

2) A technical and legal inspection is made, then you are informed about the situation of the car;

3) The payment is made to the transport company and once they have the confirmation they deliver the car to your address;

After you receive the car you will have it in custody for 3 days to decide if you like it or not. If you

don’t like the car, the company will refund your payment.

Let me know if you agree and maybe we will go forward with a deal. I have other interested for this car so a prompt decision

is appreciated.

and my reply…

sounds good

can you send me a Digital photo of the registration documents, with your name on it.

and a picture of you standing beside the car (showing the reg plate)

thanks

Categories: Dear Diary

The cheap car scam chronicles pt1

November 22, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

A brief resume. The Question Monkey is in the market for some new wheels. Money’s too tight to mention but the car needs to be a decent size or at least have good backseat leg room. I’m a second hand car buyer and not very confident when it comes to ‘doing the deal’.

The car i would like is a Nissan Qashqai, but even second hand its more than i’m wanting to spend. So i’m a prime sucker to fall for and advert on Autotrader – £5k for a two year old Qashqai. So i emailed him. This is his first reply.

 

The car is in Italy at this moment but still registered in UK. I have moved to Italy with my work and unfortunately i have to sell the car as fast as i can. MOT and road tax is paid, no outstanding finance, full service history, the car is in excellent condition, no problems what so ever. If you are really interested in my car please let me know because I’m ready to bring the car back to United Kingdom for sale.

So, it’s a scam of course. The only surprising thing is he didn’t mention Nigeria as oppressed to Italy. I decided to follow it up with this…

I’m interested in the car

when will you be bringing it back to the UK so i can test drive it

 

i await.

Categories: Dear Diary

Labels are informative, posters won’t change that

November 21, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

It’s not possible to have a neutral religious, ethical or political influence on our children, nor should it be. Instructing our children in the traditions, myths and values of our forefathers is a large part of what makes us human. Respect, tolerance and appreciation of other traditions is all we can realistically demand of parents if we are to thrive in a multi-cultural society. I believe that my worldview is as compact and rational and non-delusional as i can get it as of today (as does everyone), so i’ll raise my kids in that spirit. When they are older, then other traditions will have an influence on them and they may reject my world view (though that’s statistically quite unlikely). It’s not like a Muslim parent thinks ‘well i know that most of this stuff i believe is dubious, but I’ll make my child believe it too, to validate it for me’. People are generally sincere, and care about their children.

We can though be honest with ourselves and confess that a great deal of our religious, ethical and political views are in fact learned from parents and respected elders rather than exclusively objective and rationally attained. The committed Christian or Hindu needs to be take a step back and realise that those metaphysical and historical stories he holds true would seem bonkers and naive had he been raised by Mr & Mrs Khan from Number 43 and visa versa. Everyone of course thinks that their personal views on maters of life, ethics and relationships are ‘correct’ or they would change them. So why would they not instruct their loved ones likewise?

The labels are handy, they are informative.

PS: the writing of this brings one thing to the fore in my mind, not that we shouldn’t raise our children in a likeness of us, but that we should be extra concerned about who we are and what we believe, as it reverberates down though the generations. Quite a responsibility.

Categories: From the news

Brown passes the ball to Miliband, CRUNCH!

November 18, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

I have a bit of a recurring worry, nightmare would be too strong. I have a 7 day old baby girl so having nightmares would involve having sleep, which, i am not.

My worry is that Gordon Brown decides around January time time that he’s going to step aside as PM and Labour leader allowing someone else to fight the general election. The problem is that it’s more than likely a hospital pass, as who ever is leader the Tories are probably still going to win. David Miliband seems the most promising candidate. Smart, principled, eloquent, handsome and dashing (say’s Mrs Clinton), again i say smart, good political brain, young, being lauded by other euro ministers the list goes on. It would be a disaster for the Labour party to have him tarnished with an election defeat. Rejected by the electorate so early in his career.

Categories: From the news

To know what we don’t know

November 17, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

Is it the 21st century curse to know what we don’t know?

Categories: Moto

What drives revolt against injustice?

November 13, 2009 qmonkey 3 comments

…what drives men and women to revolt against injustice is not dreams of liberated grandchildren, but memories of enslaved ancestors…

Walter Benjamin

Categories: Moto

Act now to ensure survival?

November 10, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

Just a morning thought.

The problem isn’t really that we need to act now to ensure the survival of our grandchildren. For starters, our grandchildren WILL die, what ever we do, as will our children, as will everyone you have ever known. For seconders, the real problem is that they will more than likely not die soon enough. If life expectancy continues to rise and if we end up in the next generation being able to grow spare body parts in the lab (which seems likely) then we will need to reassess what it is to ‘survive’. Only a generation or two ago living to 55-60 was seen as a long life, now its mid life, it may be early life for our grandchildren.

 

Categories: Dear Diary

Taliban: the return of the taliban

November 8, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

So it looks like we’ll probably not succeed in Afghanistan. Let’s be honest the Taliban are in for the long haul and we have no stomach for sacrificing our young men and our money in any other cause than self-interest (possibly quite rightly). The goals of the Afghan conflict, in as much as they are clear just don’t chime with public sentiment.

The stated goal is to make Britain safer but that’s a tough sell, the real goal seems to be to help the non-Taliban Afghans stop the Taliban retaining control of the country. Nasty as the Taliban are, is that something the British working man’s taxes should be spent on? Maybe, maybe not.

But we can’t have it both ways; we can’t pull out of Afghanistan then moan to politicians that we should be doing ‘something’ about the oppressive Taliban regime. We have to be honest about what we really want. We want to purge our consciences by moaning to leaders and media that they aren’t doing enough to help the poor people we see on TV. But we don’t want that to actually involve nasty wars, which are bad and we are against. As soon as any of these nasty people around the world take issue with our ‘helping’ thus turning into a ‘war’ which we are of course against, then its white poppy a go-go.

So its welcome back Taliban, here’s reminder of the manifesto

Read more…

Categories: From the news

The enviroment is the new kids

November 5, 2009 qmonkey Leave a comment

Is it just me or … (that’s an ominous way to start a blog post)

…is ‘its good for the climate’ the new ‘do it for the kids’

It used to be if you wanted to convince people do something or stop doing something one would throw in a vague reference to an ill defined benefit or detriment to future generation of tiny cute children. But now all one needs to do is introduce some vague ill defined benefit or detriment to the environment.

Sorry darling, I don’t want to walk to the shops to get some Flash wipes, because that will take energy , and then I will need to eat more food, which contributes to global warming.

I’d love to go to visit your parents tonight instead of watching the football, but think of the carbon footprint in terms of travel and rich teas.

Can I have some money please? it’s for the environment and the kids.

Categories: Answer Me This